The chronicles of Caitlin, your mum, romantic cooking for one and bad BAD Brian.

Caitlin's back from four nights in Queenstown and best you believe her life carries the show today.

Nothing quite like a romantic night cooking by yourself...right???

Brodie absolutely will offend anyone with a personalised plate this week.

Caitlin offends my mum and your mum and all mums.

Gracie has a night out and absolutely bloody loves it.

And Brian, if you read this, get in the bin.