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This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity
Elon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photos
and House Democrats pass a bill to enshrine gay marriage into federal law and the Right Wing is torn between: opposing it on the grounds that Democrats are drama queens, and opposing it because it's a harbinger of the apocalypse
