“I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO”

A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko.

Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera.

Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko.

Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko.  

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