Piers Wehner is standing in this week for Jess Harrold, and what could possibly go wrong?
He talks to EG's editor Samantha McClary and news editor Pui-Guan Man about the dark clouds hovering over the industry - from analysts predicting Global Financial Crisis II (the sequel no-one wanted), to the threat of bubbles bursting.
And with inflation rising and the dreaded R-word on the horizon, is now the time to put faith in the wisdom of old age?
Meanwhile, Sam and Pui go head-to-head to see who will be Queen of Quiz.
Let's face the music and dance.