Here’s an off-the-record, completely unserious Halloween palate cleanser for when you just can’t take doofuses like me trying to scare you anymore.

MUSIC: “From Above” by Dan Mayo, “O.R.C.” by Aviad Zinemanas, “Did You Hear That” by Peter John, “Eyes on You” by Young Lords, “Black Hole” by Stephen Keech, “Odd Numbers” by Curtis Cole, “Finger Paint” by Elijah Aaron, all rights reserved.

Whaddya know, there’s a Knifepoint Horror merchandise shop: knifepointhorror.dashery.com 25% of all proceeds will be donated to the National Alliance to End Homelessness.

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Halloween Special: The BUFFET of the UNCANNY!