Bulwark Takes We Can't Stop Laughing At Billionaire Bill Ackman's Horrible Pro-Tennis Debut
Jul 17, 2025
Dive into the hilarious saga of billionaire Bill Ackman's cringe-worthy foray into professional tennis. At 59, and with no real experience, Ackman's disastrous performance at a major tournament becomes a cosmic comedy of errors. The hosts hilariously critique his misplaced confidence while highlighting the serious issue of wealthy elites taking spots from hardworking players. Their discussion turns into a satirical take on billionaire entitlement, comparing Ackman's antics to a fantasy camp for the rich, packed with laughs and eye-opening commentary.
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Bill Ackman's Tennis Debut
- Billionaire Bill Ackman played in a professional tennis doubles tournament despite being 59 and never having played a pro match before.
- He received a wildcard entry to the Newport Hall of Fame Challenger doubles event partnered with Jack Sock.
Ackman's Tennis Skill Level
- Bill Ackman's tennis skills are so poor that many high school varsity players could beat him.
- He lacked essential tennis abilities like serving well, volleying, or returning effectively.
Billionaire Wildcard Displaces Players
- Challenger tournament spots are rare and precious resources for aspiring professional tennis players.
- Bill Ackman taking a spot due to a billionaire wildcard blocked a hardworking player trying to advance their career.