Sexy Vampires, Stolen Cars & Supporting Sansa Stark

Strap yourself in because this episode is stuffed to the gills with all of the things you didn’t know you needed, until we dropped them into your earholes. We get things underway with a full rundown on the premiere of ‘The Newsreader’. Did Em unleash a bunch of inappropriate all over Sam Reid? Was Michael’s mum sassing up a storm? Were the Tony Bartuccio dancers in the room? All these questions will be answered as well as a bunch you haven’t even thought of yet. Then we need to talk about Em’s hubby Scott getting his car stolen during the week and why he left his wallet in it for them too. We also wanna dump on Joe Jonas over his breakup with Sophie (Sansa Stark) Turner, pick over the troubling facts about Britney’s brand new boyfriend and throw in a mental side-quest on Drew Barrymore becoming a scab. Finally there’s a shortage of oestrogen patches, so cut to Em entering into a virtual cage match with other peri-menopausal peeps to secure access to whatever supplies are still left. May the odds forever be in her and everyone else’s favour.

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