How Long Gone 1010. - Chris & Jason
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Oct 19, 2026 Chris and Jason debate Baby Gronk, children’s soccer, sports betting, and Bella Hadid’s branded sauna workouts. They unpack Jake Shane’s Madonna education, plot an outrageous W Youth party infiltration, and question the hype around the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. Plus: the return of Girls, Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley’s romance, Quavo’s surprising sales, Atlanta desserts, and Charli XCX concert FOMO.
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Baby Gronk As A Manufactured Sports Commodity
- Jason Stewart describes Baby Gronk as a manufactured child athlete already demanding NFL guarantees.
- He compares heavily marketed young athletes to racehorses and imagines a Maybach as the payoff.
The Alo Dumbbell Photoshop Investigation
- Chris Black and Jason Stewart investigate Bella Hadid’s Alo sauna photo by comparing its branded dumbbells with reference images.
- Their amateur forensic work suggests the weights’ numbers may have been digitally replaced by Alo branding.
Why Cultural Basics Still Matter
- Chris Black and Jason Stewart argue that cultural literacy still requires knowing foundational figures such as Madonna.
- They compare dismissing Madonna to rejecting bread while dreaming of opening a sandwich restaurant.