Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen

White House press secretary Jen Psaki tries to make the "Putin Price Hike" happen. But Mary Katharine and Vic say, it's not going to happen! Dozens of D.C. elites catch the coronavirus after the Gridiron dinner, Elon Musk plots his Twitter takeover, and reporters jump on students who ask about the Hunter Biden laptop story coverup—and other media missteps—at a University of Chicago conference on disinformation.

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• 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show
• 13:04 - Segment: The News You Need to Know
• 13:05 - Dozens of D.C. elites—including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi—test positive for Covid following the Gridiron dinner
• 20:58 - Segment: You Love to Hear It (we think?)
• 21:00 - Anthony Fauci says… finally… that Covid will not be eliminated... and that people will have to start (start?) using their own judgement... when making health decisions
• 23:58 - Philadelphia reinstates their indoor mask mandate 
• 26:55 - White House spokeswoman Jen Psaki tries to blame Putin for spiked gas prices. 
• 33:53 - University of Chicago hosts conference on disinformation; administrators and panelists poke fun at students for asking about misinformation in the media—including the Hunter Biden laptop story coverup
• 41:50 - An update on Elon Musk’s Twitter Takedown