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Safe in the subterranean bosom of the belly of the caves of the Switchblade Mountains, our heroes awake from a well deserved rest, and yet...temptation slinks between the stalagfrights and the wonder-seeking talking dogs of these too-quiet tunnels. Why leave at all, why not stay, when everything you ever thought you wanted can be yours? Also, Stirfry makes sushi!? What a character!

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