Lauren and Michele are playing catch-up on Bravo's crown jewel, "The Valley", so they recap back-to-back episodes!
Timestamps:
- Episode 5 Recap: 6:54
- Episode 6 Recap: 44:20
Two recaps means...
Twice as many performances and analyses of Jesse and Michele's beautifully written, sexually tense fights!
Twice as much theorizing about where in the world is Jax Taylor??? (Because he is not at inpatient treatment at a rehab or a mental health facility, that's for dang sure.)
Twice as many tangents about "The Jazz Singer"!
Next week we will recap Episodes 7 and 8, and then it's time for us to say Bienvenido a Miami and start our Real Housewives of Miami coverage!
