Jessie's Pen (A "Jessie's Girl" Parody)

Lyrics: Jessie is a friend Yeah I know she’s been a nurse friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Jessie's got herself a pen and I want to make it mine And I’m watching her when she writes And she’s doodling with that black ink, I just know it Yeah 'n she's charting so smoothly late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen Where can I find a ballpoint like that? I play along with the charade She even got it with the optional wood grain You know, I feel so dirty when she leaves it in the room I wanna creep on up and steal it But the point is probably moot 'Cuz she's watching me with those eyes And she's suspicious of doctors, I just know it And she's holding it in her hands late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen Where can I buy a Pilot like that Like Jessie's pen I wanna have Jessie's pen Where can I find a ballpoint I’ll never find a ballpoint like that And I’m writin’ all these scripts all the time Wondering why pharmacy can’t read ‘em I've been out of ink, I’ve been smudging all the lines This ain’t the way a pen’s supposed to be Tell me, where can I find a ballpoint like that You know, I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen I want Jessie's pen I’ll never find a ballpoint like that Like Jessie's pen I wanna steal Jessie's pen I want, I want Jessie's pen

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