Well There‘s Your Problem Episode 190: 432 Park Avenue (and other pencil towers)
Dec 3, 2025
Rob, an elevator attendant with unique insights, joins to dissect the architectural misadventures of 432 Park Avenue. He humorously critiques the lavish tower's design faux pas and the wealthy owners who buy into its flaws. The conversation dives into elevator logistics shaping skyscraper designs, revealing how vertical transportation can limit building heights. Listeners will explore the mechanics of needle towers, from structural failings to the quirks of high-rise living, all while navigating the chaotic world of urban luxury and zoning loopholes.
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Billionaires Row Is Wealth Storage
- Billionaires Row dozen towers are built as investment toys that worsen city housing equity.
- Justin argues these needle towers store wealth, not serve housing needs.
Elevators Govern Skyscraper Limits
- Elevators are the true limiting factor for skyscraper usability and shape.
- Justin emphasizes vertical circulation is the core constraint on building design.
Mechanical Voids Fueled Super‑Slender Heights
- Developers exploited 'mechanical void' loopholes to boost height without extra sellable area.
- Victoria notes NYC banned this practice in 2019 after it enabled absurd empty floors.
