'Twas the night before Christmas and all on the screen,
Bruce Willis wasn't sleeping 'cause terrorists are mean.
The Karl was hung but the ceiling with chains,
In hopes that Hans "boubie" would meet John McClane.
When outside the plaza there came such a clatter,
Carl Winslow pulled up to see what was the matter.
And as we watch the roof blow and Bruce jumped out of sight,
Merry Die Hard to all as our review is air tight!
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