

Andrew Shulz: A Joke About Fertility
Aug 27, 2025
Andrew Shulz, a comedian renowned for his sharp humor, dives into the quirky side of fertility in his conversations. He shares his amusing childhood fears about pregnancy and the awkwardness he faced during sperm testing. With hilarious stories from his day at a sperm clinic, he illustrates the absurdity of the situation and candidly reflects on masculinity. Balancing laughter with vulnerability, Andrew shows how humor can navigate the challenges of trying to conceive in today's world.
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Childhood Fertility Fears
- Andrew Shulz recounts childhood fears of accidentally getting someone pregnant, leading to obsessive behaviors after masturbation.
- He exaggerated consequences like buying helmets for 18 years to avoid imagined outcomes.
Overconfidence During Early Attempts
- Shulz describes his wife's desire for motherhood and his overconfident reaction to her concerns about fertility.
- He jokes about macho imagery while recounting their initial attempts to conceive.
Casual Male Sperm Tests
- After six months without success, both partners blamed themselves and Shulz insisted he'd already tested his sperm casually.
- He describes crude, humorous self-tests men use to judge fertility.