Netflix Is A Daily Joke Tom Segura: A Joke About GTMO
Jan 16, 2026
Stand-up comedian Tom Segura shares hilarious insights from his experiences at Guantánamo Bay. He paints a vivid picture of the military's formality and the absurdity of life there, including guards trained to handle bizarre situations like feces attacks. Tom's storytelling takes a humorous turn as he compares Guantánamo's strict rules to parenting a six-year-old, culminating in a relatable and amusing tale of his son peeing on him. Don't miss his signature blend of blunt humor and observational comedy!
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GTMO Visit And Absurd Guard Protocol
- Tom Segura recounts a guided visit to Guantanamo where military personnel show him the high-security 'level four' building from a hilltop.
- He describes guards trained for demeanor who must respond to prisoners throwing feces or urine with only "Are you hungry?" or "Are you thirsty?".
Parenting Humiliation Turned Darkly Funny
- Tom Segura shares a parenting mishap where his six-year-old asked to be held and then urinated on him.
- He admits feeling violent anger but instead dropped the child and used the same lines: "Are you hungry? Are you thirsty?".