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On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.

Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s

Links from the pod:

United Strand letting his hair dry: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ_4nDLojxo/

Ian Rush musical: https://bsky.app/profile/uglygame.bsky.social/post/3lplt3vmixc2l

Ian Rush musical explained: https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2025/05/21/they-never-called-old-rushie-back-no-mate-to-mate-hello/

Ian Rush in the bath: https://icdn.empireofthekop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Screenshot-2021-12-27-7.17.44-AM-768x384.jpg

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A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers