636: You Are Boot-iful (GOF Chapter 6, The Portkey)
Nov 21, 2023
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Join Andrew, Eric, Laura and Micah in a lively discussion about the pitfalls of magical transportation in the Wizarding World. They explore the differences between Portkeys and Apparition, discuss the governments involved in protecting the Statute of Secrecy, and defend Percy for Apparating downstairs. They also debate alternative Thanksgiving dishes in the Wizarding World and question wizard attire and the respect for certain characters' jobs within the ministry.
The podcast discusses the different modes of magical transportation in the Wizarding World, including portkeys and apparition.
The fairness and logistics of the Ministry's staggered arrivals system for the Quidditch World Cup are debated, particularly in relation to lower-income attendees.
The hosts explore the features and implications of portkeys and apparition, including the potential link between luxury and wealth in portkey selection and the dangers of unlicensed apparition.
Deep dives
Port Keys and Apparition
Arthur introduces the concept of port keys and apparition as modes of magical transportation. Port keys are inanimate objects that transport people to a specific destination at a certain time. Apparition is the ability to instantly teleport oneself to a desired location. The safety and convenience of each method are debated.
Staggered Arrivals and Travel Challenges
To manage the influx of visitors to the Quidditch World Cup, the Ministry implements staggered arrivals, with some fans needing to arrive up to two weeks in advance. The logistics and challenges of this arrangement, such as job absences and sleeping arrangements, are contemplated. The fairness of this system, particularly for lower-income attendees, is questioned.
Discreet Muggle Transport and Dress Code
Some wizards choose to utilize muggle modes of transportation, such as steamliners and trains, to attend the World Cup. The Ministry is tasked with ensuring these muggle-related activities go unnoticed. The challenges of dressing like a muggle and blending in are discussed, with Arthur Weasley as both a shining example and an unfortunate contrast.
Parental Cringe and Fred and George's Pranks
The cringeworthy behavior of parents, particularly Molly Weasley, towards their teenage children is highlighted. Fred and George's attempt to bring their dangerous pranks to the World Cup is thwarted by Molly, raising questions about who their intended recipients were and the potential disruption they could have caused.
The Significance of Portkeys
Portkeys are introduced as a mode of magical transportation in the podcast episode. They are seen as objects that can transport wizards and witches to different locations. The hosts discuss how portkeys can be found in unexpected places and how they can be easily overlooked by Muggles. They also highlight the potential link between the type of portkey used and the class status of the characters, suggesting that wealthier families may use more luxurious objects as portkeys.
The Perils of Apparition
The concept of apparition, another mode of magical transportation, is explored in the episode. The hosts note that wizards and witches require a license to apparate and that unlicensed attempts can be dangerous. They discuss instances where individuals have splinched themselves, leaving parts of their bodies behind. The hosts highlight the importance of proper training and education when it comes to apparition to avoid such accidents.
Wake up! It's time to go stand on a hill until our boot is ready! Join Andrew, Eric, Laura and Micah for the latest episode of MuggleCast in which we have a fun Chapter-by-Chapter discussion discussing the pitfalls of magical means of transportation in the Wizarding World. Would we rather use Portkeys or learn to Apparate? Find out during our discussion on Episode 636 of MuggleCast.
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Chapter-by-Chapter returns with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 6: The Portkey
7-Word Summary: The Quidditch World is excited regarding Voldemort
Main Discussion 1: Magical modes of transport for Wizards
Does it make sense for folks with cheaper tickets to have to arrive sooner? Isn't it more likely that the rich could afford staying on site for longer?
Which governments are involved here protecting the Statute of Secrecy and are they all working in tandem for the game?
Is a Portkey really the best / safest form of transportation? Why not Apparate?
Percy is made fun of by the Weasley Twins for Apparating downstairs, but each MuggleCaster comes to his defense separately.
We ask: would you rather Apparate or use a Portkey? The hosts make their decisions.
Would taking Muggle transport really be so bad in 2023?
Main Discussion 2: Amos "Cringe Dad" Diggory
We reflect on Amos' love for his boy and how sad it is reading this chapter knowing how the book ends, but also how awkward this conversation with Amos must be for Harry in the moment.
Could Arthur have not gotten better tickets through his Ministry connections?
Quizzitch: According to Percy, about how many languages does Mr Crouch speak?
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