The Breakfast Club DONKEY: Florida Woman Smacks Elderly Lady After Asking A Cop What The Bond Would Be For Doing It
Sep 24, 2025
A Florida woman gets Donkey of the Day for slapping an elderly lady after inquiring about her bond. Charlamagne dissects this bizarre incident, highlighting her poor decision-making as she was already out on bond for prior offenses. The hosts weigh in, stressing the significance of thinking through consequences. They also dive into a light-hearted debate about flight seating arrangements after a listener shares a story. The banter about who should sit in coach versus first class brings some humor to the discussion.
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Calculated Crime In Front Of Cops
- Marina Gonzaga asked a cop in Spanish, "how much would the bond be if I smacked her?" and then slapped a 72-year-old woman over allegedly stolen shoes.
- Charlamagne recounts this as a vivid, calculated example of someone doing "jail math" before committing a crime.
Jail Math As A Strategic Mindset
- Charlamagne frames "jail math" as a mindset where people calculate costs and consequences before acting.
- He suggests that planning crimes in advance makes people more dangerous because they weigh and accept consequences.
Respect For Calculated Choices, Not The Act
- Charlamagne respects people who make calculated choices even when they're wrong, because they accept consequences.
- He criticizes smacking an elderly person and questions whether stolen shoes justify the act.