Is Brandon Sanderson a Mormon Missionary?

According to documents and refugee testimonies, all north koreans sorted into groups according to their song bun. Song bun allegedly used to determine whether an individual is trusted with responsibility or given opportunities. This led me to wonder if sanderson had spent a couple of years, not in france, but south corea. It begs the question, is sanderson's lord ruler and subsequent social om based on north korea's great leader? If so, what inexplicable evil is his great grandsonor his crazy grandson, kim jong oon, protecting us from with his cash of nuclear weapons? Ha ha ha ha haaha. And finally, is denis rodman a misborn o heaven