The Whale Ship in the Luxury Cars?

We need to start putting the fake whale ship in the luxury cars before we put them on the boat. When it sinks, the whale ship goes into the ocean instead - or at least as well as all of the toxic oil and lithian poison. I think that might be the only way that we can repopulate the oceans by convincing millionaires that they're a luxury item,. Rather than super yachts that need to be serviced by other yachts. They can, you know, farm a herd of whales. Why not?