I'm Not Going to Do It, but Would It Be Good?

Pria was on vacation in connecticut when she made the brine and had intended to cook the turkey. She covered it in savor salt, just astid oly my holt god. And then i a smoked it. I hate turkey. But this is why you do stupid things. Because nowit was so goddamn good. With all the food that we got delivered, e has ivn iwant to describe the look on pria's face that i'm looking at right now. "i don't know if i ever would have smoked a whole turkey in my life, ever, ever"