How to Disrob a Phone in an Unknown Situation

The first iPhone Elmo got cracked the first day he got it and it was bad. And I haven't dropped the phone since. But there is those times that it is problematic, like when you're changing in a restroom. Do you put it face down or face up when you want to put it somewhere? Like on the ground,. You're going to put it in the ground like you're changing  in a restroom. The camera is very sturdy. So number one, the camera isvery sturdy.Like put a link in the show notes. This is going to be great radio. Watch me as I do this.