Is Alcohol Dissipating Dependent on How Long You're in the East River?

I think we can't tell if kennewick man was drinking yet. Is alcohol dissipate depending n how long you're in the east river? I spend a lot of time down in my clay bottomeda creek and when i come up from hard work down in there, boy, i smell to high heaven. Can this holiday season that is upon us are approaching rapidly a it's really a time of home cooked meals and delicious smells. It's all about smells. But, you know, ingerbread and the christmas tree and the minora smells like ora candle, i guess. I smells like oil that magically keeps burning.