The Schwines' Tiggers

Toes have really come into their own in this book, haven't they? Certainly towards the end of the book. There's nothing creepier than people who are very, very able with their toes. Do you think this is like the barbeque? I'm just thinking of all the concrete and... Oh, yeah. They can't have sex on these steps. These sound awful. She'll break a neck. Ice cold. You should have got piles. Maybe we won't go inside. Maybe the whole chap is going to take place on those fucking stems. No. We can't be tempted this way. And she did promise him if all went well today, he was going