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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.
Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 822

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven

00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults

00:17:31 - Scientology

00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows

00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH?

00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man

00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter

00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser

00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney

01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens

01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts

01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli

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