The Dumbest Name in Cinephobe History

Darius Emmanuel grabs the third AKA rumble. It's a white dude named Darius. The only other one I know is Darius and Gala. Darius Rucker. They say his full name very dramatically five minutes into the movie. And that's what he thinks of every time now. Primo Sparazza. That was the original name. This is the reason why we even do in this list. Yeah, this is the spaghetti lasagna memorial names. Number one, it's no surprise. Even though it's obvious, it's got to happen. I cleared it out. It's spaghetti lasagna. It's forever that's going to be my favorite.