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1: Illegal Drinking pt. 1: Michael Malloy

Well, I Laughed

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The Murder Trust Insisted on a More Subtle Approach

The murder trust insisted on a more subtle approach. They decided to start poisoning him with wood alcohol, but subtly. Things we wouldn't deserve to pay out. So they start by giving him normal shots of gin and whiskey then slowly started adding more and more wood alcohol. Still would not take a strike to the back of the throat shot of it. And they thought, what? Alcohol was going to put down this bison of a man. Get an elephant gun. That's the only way to do it.

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