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Three Bean Salad
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I've Got a Long Head and a Flabby Bro.
"I've got a long head. When I'm looking at you from the front, things seem roughly in order," he says. "But if I was talking to you and then something happened on my left and I went into profile, what you'll see is ... well, thank you for you concealing your gasps." He adds: 'If we were armed, we'd have shot you down on site' Mike also reveals that his straw trillby has prolapsed due to lack of use.
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