Tories and Labour's Deputy Leader, Angela Rayner

There are rumours in westminster that a number of tory m ps are planning to defect. Would you welcome these tories into your party? Given in the past you've called conservative scum. This time i've negotiated. We'll take one of theirs and they can have one of ours. So which m p have you decided to exchange from your side? Well, it had been one that doesn't do much, not o profile, and who's a bit of a closet tardy already. You be lods up here on the other benches. They're all soft, suoten wasses like you. All the girls at school who rejected you rolled into one.