The Unfairness of the Patachi Magic Wand

The PLCAA kind of ended there for a long time. This is the NRA spent a lot of money on George W. Bush's campaigns, you know? Right. I am wondering if the like, initially the Patachi Magic Wand actually was a back massager. And if you could sue a company because it gave your wife an orgasm. It seems kind of unfair to me to have not known that.