The Lorelai's First Day at Chilton

"This isn't just going to be two dudes talking and bullshitting at room for an hour," Gilmore says. "We're going to have jingles for different seconds in the show." The first episode of season one opens with Roy and Lorelai painting each other's toenails and eating whipped cream. At no point do they exercise caution or exercise period. They just eat waffles, pancakes, ice cream, whipped cream, fried foods, 24-7 all the time.