The Importance of Pinball Tables

Shuffleboard is sort of like a macro version of shove-hape-ny. You whack the hockey pucks with a spade thing, a shovel thing and you just shove it. I can't even remember the time before Minecraft Lewis. It's been with us for so long. But I always wanted one of those big pinball tables. And when I actually got it it turned out to be about the size of a chess board sort of thing. Such a disappointment. Christmas is all about disappointment. God. A street fighter 2 turbo. Oh my god.