How to Be a Good Salaryman

I remember being pretty bad. You like a bad elf? Yeah, I remember misbehaving. What a turn around, huh? Oh, well, you know, you were mostly good. Even if you didn't deserve them, you're still off here. See, this is... I don't want to complain about this job, but I'm sitting there all day. Look at like 30 seconds of video of a kid, and then they're breathing down my neck to make an instant decision. They check the list twice next door. Between all of us, we're going to find out who's naughty and nice. If we don't know by the 15th who's naughty or