The Pyramid Has Arrived!

Sheriffs, secret police are now attempting to charge the pyramid with resisting arrest on the grounds that they couldn't figure out how to arrest it. I'm afraid for the flaky os board of directors, who have all been taken to the abandoned mine shaft outside of town for processing by the city council. Meanwhile, the pyramid has left behind a much tinier pyramid, a mere souvenir of its ing, inscrutable mass. This tiny pyramid is broadcasting one final message, a farewell from the geometric shape that stole our hearts. More as the story develops. In the meantime, let's go to the weather.