The Importance of Punching Cows

"I'd hit it in just like the meat, just the side meat," he says. "Because you see, you know how like Rocky like runs up the stairs and like hits the cow." His mother worked at a hotel famous for a foul-mouthed parrot caged on the front porch. He didn't tell us his people's father was a serious drunk or that his mother working at a hotel. I'm so embarrassed by my goddamn father who drinks. It is very funny. Shamed him I drunk.