How to Be an Illiterate Hero

One of my special abilities says illiterate. It's a condition affecting millions of Americans. You, you framed it as a special ability for. The country's gotten that bad. Hey man, I don't know what it does. There's no handicap section on the character sheet so you have to put it somewhere. Uh, that is a horse in your soulmate. Also not a skin. With his, with his mouth. And cocoa. Nothing. They're just tangled up and bolted to the walls, so it's like doing nothing pretty much. All right. Gary Gyjax just, uh, tried out in the audience. He rolled over in his dice. Yeah.