A Boy Says Scrooge, I'm in Earnest, Said Walker

It's christmas day, said scrooge to himself. I haven't missed it. The spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. He shan't know who sends it. It's twice the size of tiny tim joe miller never made such joke. Who could have got a shot off half so fast? Scrooge thought as he rubbed his hands and split with a laugh.