Do You Know How to Read?

If you want to be as smart as Albert Einstein, George Washington and Lincoln, Nebraska, you could pick up the habit of reading before bed. If you don't know how to read, learn it because it's really good for you. And also watching TV before bed can stifle your sleep. Blue light's not good for the brain. Reading books can also make you tired because it's just like, you know, you're processing your information,. But it's nice. It's learning things. I've been reading another Stephen King book. This called the Outsiders, a new one on my Kindle. Oh, by the way, Kindle's a fucking rat. Get a Kindle.