Scrooge McDuck Money Pool

"I would love to have a Scrooge McDuck money pool," he says. "It's kind of like Mickey Mouse to bring this up to begin with." He can't abide the way these people talk about their jobs as necessary to human flourishing and innovation, writes Jarrett Bellini. But you can't deny that there are giant big disgusting ScroogeMcDuck piles of money sitting around in the Bay Area,. And isn't that what we're all here for? Not any of us, of course.