How Guesting on Rift Tracks and Mystery Science Theater Has Affected My Life

It would have been nice for either of you guys to say something about my body while I was glistening up or said something like, wow Griffin, you can really pull off an A-frame tank top. And instead I got what could be called either you either ignored it or derided it. Either way it made my you didn't freak my heart. You fucked it. Gross. So it's our 300th episode. We wanted to do something special for it by which we mean we wanted to bully the people who have formerly been guests first on my brother, my brother and me into saying how being on the show has affected their lives. Let's hear from some of those lucky