You Blown the Unick for Me?

In 1978, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il kidnapped the most talented director in South Korea so he could make great art. Shin Song-Aak made a ton of films and they were mostly beloved. He was like kind of like a James Cameron, if you will,. Now, can you guess what The Unick is about, Elizabeth? Yes, I may have no testicles, but no, maybe it's beyond that. It's doubling up. A concubine meets a unit in the court. They decide, oh, it would be great if we could consummate our love affair. And she's like, really? And they're about to consummate their love affair and