How I Knew I Was a Lobster

I wrote a blog about this at bar stool and then the guy read it and Message to me. Like I was like man That's good sport, you know combat and now you should have said do you know who the fuck I am Do you know who my father is? It's not a joke. People think I have a fake legs Now they're both of my legs. No, those legs are fake. So that's the story But I had to go get we all went back to my buddy's place Because we were gonna sleep there because you're god damn And we did what dudes do Which is that we recapped the fight of course Till but this now he was back with the