The Ultimate Children's Birthday Party

If you're approaching people at birth, children's birthdays about your stripping business, you're probably dead by now. You've got to get the word out somehow. Do you have a card? That's the question, a little thing to hand to grandma. Is it a two sided card? Oh, interesting. Save money. But that's an adult's only card. You can't be handing that out to kids at the birthday. This is why your mom hired Mr. Rogers instead. I don't think we could have afforded that. For all you know, this is your mom's boogie. It wasn't Mr. Rogers. He had long red hair. Looking back on