i can't read a text or an email without putting some sort of negative, like, i can't read it with a positive. I've never read something like a even if it ends with four exclamation points. That's why i use all the stupid amoges. Yet they seem condescending when you use them. You know why, simon? It's because if you were to say, sure, i would be like, this is simon being himself. He read the text. And he ponded as quickly and and curtly as he can. And that's the simon i've come to know and love.