The Yankees Hire Manager Dallas Green

In 1989, the Yankees hired manager Dallas Green. The union's negotiated contract says no players have to show up until March 1. But he's saying, oh, it's volunteer. You can voluntarily come. Ricky does not. He comes on the 25th and two days later - still five days early by the rules. That's one of those things where it's like. So you've said two things about him: He can't read, and he's fucking a lot.