The Importance of Sandwiches on a Buffet

I don't know why people were crisps on a buffet. Would you have crisps as a side as a meal? Not unless you live in a hotel. Do you not think the sandwich should be on there then? Well, I don't mind a sandwich, actually. You can’t say yes to sandwich, no to crisps, come on. Okay, so we're having a sandwich in crisp buffet. Okay, fine. But when the buffet's being served, surely you want to move away from your starchy, or doves, crudites, and move on to more substantial things. So should we have some audience emails? Yes, I would love.