Is Marissa the Right Girl for You?

When it comes to the girl who you're going to choose to settle down with, I want to give you a big nasty spoonful of reality. You have in your head this image of this girl who's absolutely perfect, but she doesn't exist. Marissa shits. She farts. Her farts are horrible. Right now she's upstairs sick because my daughter just got us sick as I told you guys and she's coughing every 30 seconds and it's like a goddamn blow horn in my ear. And then from her, I've met even more girls. And perhaps more importantly, I was adopted into her family, which goes to my final point. Now I make no illusions