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Adam Is A Blind B*tch So Here’s A Best Of

This Is Important

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Is It Captain or Lieutenant?

I was trying to liken adam's dad to adrian bode's character. It wasa pretty bad it is not spece wat. I don't even know my own security question. Imagine youre walking down the street, and a bird poops all over your arm yuck. Are you just going to pat it off with a dry napkin? No, you'd wash it off with water. So why are we treating our buttholes any differently? Stop smearing your business around with toilet paper and start washing with water,. The hello tushy beday attachmenthes your bum way, better cleaned than toilet paper.

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