The Crystal Energy Device

No one knows exactly when the crystal energy device was constructed or who built it. Tim pemberton, the h t t publicist, named it the energy polarizer but he had no idea what it was supposed to do. It's a bunch of people maybe kind of just like wanting to get paid, and so they're kind of indulging in a delusion a little bit. Yet, the boss is like, we're going to do this in ermons. Like, ok, i mean, how har surei want to make a crystal energy machine? That sounds great. Boss, yes. Just crystals. Like, what's the harm really? Right?